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Troll

from Morph by Bryan Vamp

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There’s a troll who lives up over the ridge, and at night he comes down under the bridge, There he waits until u try to cross, then he jumps out and rips his clothes off.
He’s a troll! A dirty drunk, He’s a troll! A skanky skunk,
A crusty scab lurking down by the road, and he’s hornier than a horny toad.

If u scream out loud then it’s his delight, if u run away then he’ll chase u all night,
If u stand your ground and you look in his eye, then he’ll turn his azz around and he’ll say good bye.
He’s a troll! A dorky dick, He’s a troll! A perverted prick
A crusty scab lurking down by the road, and he’s creepier than a bag o’ bones.

Now one night that ol’ troll he came out after me, as I was crossing that bridge at a quarter to three,
He said, “gimme all yer money, and I’ll let u across,” then he unzipped his pants and whipped out his boss!

I said, “hey nice lunch, wont u give me a bite?” I showed him my fangs, he ran away in fright,
I followed him down into the alleyway, there I drank his blood, but he got away.

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from Morph, released August 4, 2015

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Bryan Vamp Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Bryan Vamp is a singer/songwriter in Pittsburgh, Pa., USA. He sings original songs while accompanying himself on keyboard. His songs fall into the genre of Gothic Rock, a 1980's based sound heralded by such bands as Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Joy Divison, Sisters of Mercy, and The Cure. ... more

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